by Joan
Last weekend, I didn’t write one word of fiction. But I hope
you’ll agree I had a good excuse: I walked the red carpet at the Emmy Awards
and joined the stars to watch the show in person.
It was my first experience with false eyelashes and let’s just say that a certain actress wasn’t the only one with a wardrobe malfunction (not linking, but you can find it!). Thankfully, the only bare parts I showed were my feet.
It was my first experience with false eyelashes and let’s just say that a certain actress wasn’t the only one with a wardrobe malfunction (not linking, but you can find it!). Thankfully, the only bare parts I showed were my feet.
I also ate dinner in bed at the Supper Club with twenty-five new friends, sat
on the retired Friends’ Central Perk couch at Warner Brothers, visited the set of the Big Bang Theory, dined
overlooking the Pacific and had sushi at almost every meal.
But let’s backup a bit. A few weeks ago I got a text from my
younger sister, Madelyn. “Read your email NOW!”
I clicked on my phone and saw the following subject line:
“Are you sitting down?”
I assumed it must be good news, but what?
With Madelyn, you never know. Last winter, I turned down her offer to attend
the Palm Springs Film Festival and, after seeing pictures of her
not five feet from George Clooney and Brad Pitt, I vowed not to turn down her fabulous
offers again.
The email invited her and a guest to attend an Emmy Experience weekend, capping it off with a night at the 64th Primetime Emmy Awards. (She has the coolest job! I get invited to lunches where
speakers wax on about taxes or real estate investment). I jumped up from my
desk at work and called her immediately. As I paced, my heart skipped as though I had been nominated for an award and I mentally calculated how to
justify taking off work another two days, after a week off in
August to deliver my sophomore back to school in California. But anyone who knows me is well aware I rarely turn down the
opportunity to travel. Especially to the west coast.
And so I prepared for my evening of glamour, knowing there
wasn’t enough time or cash for cosmetic and Lasik surgery, or for an 8-week
intensive personal trainer at the gym. I kept reminding myself, no one is
looking at me. But my vain side wouldn't relent and I searched out the lovely Emily at Nordstrom to help me squeeze into try
on dresses. My husband was a good sport when I asked him to pause the football game and drive to the
store to choose between two.
After a morning trip to get coifed by Ashley at The Dry Bar in Legacy, the long weekend started with a two-hour drive from LAX to
the hotel. Luckily, I shared the ride with my new friends, Linda and John Boozer, event planners extraordinaire. (Need a book launch planned?) Our driver Stephen, a comedian with a
day job who never tried to make us laugh, delivered us safely to the Hilton,
just in time for our first round of sushi.
Those gracious hosts at the L.A. Convention and Visitors Bureau --Bryan, Cory (pictured here), Angie, Anna, Mariles, Mary & Teresa-- sure know how to
show their guests a good time. They amused us with stories and trivia, provided forgotten necessities, even offered press-on toenails (thanks Cory!).
We viewed L.A. from the heights of the
Griffith Observatory, where we saw a sorbet-colored sky scrumptious enough to
eat, dined at the lovely Terranea Resort on the Palos Verdes coast and at Katsuya, serving some of the best sushi I’ve ever eaten. We were treated like royalty and driven around by Strack Premier Transportation, owned by the charming Matt Strack.
Los Angeles has a bad rap. Big city, lots of traffic and big
egos. Yeah, there’s that. But I’ve been there many times, and on this trip I
was introduced to new treats and unexpected adventures. The city has something for everyone--beaches, mountains, shopping, star-gazing, culture, you name it. Not to mention, I fitted in a few hours to see my son.
I’ve watched the Emmys on a television as small as 18 inches
(when Lucille Ball, Dick Van Dyke and Mary Tyler Moore accepted awards) and as
large as our big screen in the media room, but being at the Emmys was an experience I’ll not soon
forget.
One of the straps on my fancy shoes ripped from the sole and I walked the red carpet barefooted. Once inside, my ever-efficient sister took the shoe to guest services where they promptly duck-taped it back in place. Classy, right? At this point, my fake eyelashes were screaming to be pulled off, but I resisted, preferring irritation to a white glue line across my lids.
So my night of glamour got a bit less glamorous, but I was in the same building as some of my favorites: Jessica Lange, Julianne Moore, Tom Hanks, Brendan Coyle of Downton Abbey fame (yowsa!) and many others. But I was also there with my new friends who made me feel like a star.
All because I decided to forego writing fiction for a weekend and get out in the real world of Los Angeles.